Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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