After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
