just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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