...so i touched it.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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