new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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