Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
