There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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