After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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