is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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