That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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