real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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