they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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