Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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