I heard we made out
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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