Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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