Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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