i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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