what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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