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Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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