Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Let's paint friendship bongs
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
The air taste purple.
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