If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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