I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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