I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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