So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...