Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Come see our sink grown plant.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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