TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
i believe in u and ur pee
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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