I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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