Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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