I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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