Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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