I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Enjoy the penises
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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