Banned from zoo.
Again?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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