last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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