Just fell off a train. Bad.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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