drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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