Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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