and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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