I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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