My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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