i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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