A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
