He is an equal opportunity slut.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I'm both gender and math confused
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
