You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I have grass duct taped all over my body
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize