it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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