and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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