maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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