I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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