my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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