non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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