i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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