I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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You're like the curious george of whores
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever