I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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