More tranny stories later!
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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