you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
