you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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