Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I had to cum in my sink.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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