just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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