you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Boobs speak an international language.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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