Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
